In college.
#University of Portland
#pilots
#mehling
#college
#friends
#dorm
#cheddar bunnies
#sour patch watermelons
#iron man
#drive
#the matrix
#bribery
Finally.
Orientation was the stereotypical process shown in every coming of age movie.
My dorm is sick as shit.
I’ve found that I’m probably the most awkward person anyone will ever meet.
Met a few cool people.
Don’t really know how to continue hanging out with them because, well, see line 4.
If you attend the University of Portland: don’t be alarmed by my seemingly awkward nature. I have many bags of sour patch watermelon and Annie’s cheddar bunnies in my dorm! And movies. Really good movies. Like Iron Man and Drive and The Matrix Trilogy. And we’ll have a couch in a few hours so… incentive!
I honestly don’t care who you are. Come to Mehling 532 or message me on here. We will hang. It will be fantastic.
Bribery: making friends the college way.
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